Stars: They're Just Like Us

First of all, I need to address the rumors-

YES, I was in the hospital Friday.

NO, it was not exhaustion or alcohol poisoning as you may have heard.

NO, I'm not addicted to drugs.

NO, it was not a suicide attempt.

I noticed a strange lump in my nippular region a while ago and Friday marked my third visit in the quest for a diagnosis. Finally, after weeks of mystery, it has been diagnosed as a hormone-related breast tissue growth. Things took a turn for the worst when the doctors wanted to perform a fine-needle aspiration to verify. Translation: stick a needle...in my nipple. Needless to say, I quickly re-robed and was out of there. I would rather snort coke off of my dead grandmother than let my nipple get anywhere near a needle.

YES, YOU CAUGHT ME. I have imperfections just like everybody else.

But this won't stop me from becoming a star. Duh.

Keep watching,

B.

P.S. Special thanks to Poon for her genius contributions to this post. Shawty, you're the greatest Poon I know.

It's B.

After much deliberation and self conflict, I have decided to devote this blog to my becoming a celebrity.

Yes, I realize this is quite...the deep issue, and I intend to cover my efforts completely and throughly. 

Currently, my quest for fame is being interrupted with school. I go to the University of Michigan, majoring in Communications and Theatre and minoring in Music. I felt it important to have something to fall back on in case the performing industry doesn't work out. However, it will in fact happen for me. I decided. So there.

Even with school, I am continuing to immerse myself in music, theatre, and dance in most ways possible. I'm part of 58 Greene, U of M's premier coed a cappella group. I also take private voice lessons and frequent clubs and parties in order to get my dance on. Also, I got a job in telemarketing today. Clearly this will help me crack into the business. 

Anyways, this blog will chronicle my path to stardom. Good luck me. 

B.

"Take my picture, Hollywood. I WANT TO BE A STAR."