I didn't actually win an Oscar...yet.
When this does happen, however, my speech will be a lot more like this:
"Oh!....my...wowww...erg..."
Followed by a hurricane of tears...
...then an insane bout of explosive diarrhea...
...and then I'll most likely pass out.
But to my family, friends, and fans out there- know that I will try my absolute hardest to give you all the thanks you deserve, unless of course the heavy D gets the better of me.
Love you guys,
B.
Also, thanks to Bitch Rat for her contributions to the Oscar posts. Let's celebrate with a camping trip, eh?
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